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Product Description:
Do you really want to know why I broke up with Greyson? He cheated on me, that’s why. He lied and went behind my back and cheated on me.
Well, no. Thank God it wasn’t with that Molly Dobson skank. Then I would have to string both of them up by their toes and feed them to starving cows. He cheated on me with a Ke$ha concert.

So you’re going to be one of those people who tell me that I am insanely extreme and that I need to loosen my pull on my boyfriend’s leash and let him do stuff with out me being there? Absolutely not! We do everything together! Plus, he knows how much I love Ke$ha and he still had the audacity to go to her concert without me. He even had two tickets, one of which he gave away, rather than give to me! Now, do you still think that I’m extreme?

I KNOW that there are two sides to every story. I’ll tell you his. He claims that he tried telling me all about the concert right when he got the tickets. I remember no such thing. I just remember talking to him one day while he was zooming down the highway in his convertible and not being able to hear a gosh darn word he said. I got mad at him and told him that I never want to talk to him again, because what kind of boyfriend doesn’t stop his car in middle of the high-way to talk to his girlfriend, right?

Two days later, we got back together. When I called him accept his apologies it was silent. No background noise, no nothing. He told me that he got this awesome new Bluetooth called the Plantronics Voyager PRO and that gets rid of all background noise, and make you feel like you are in the same room as the other person not miles away. It was such a pleasure talking to him on that thing that I almost got the heat going right then and there. But instead I told him that I have blackberry jam and sprinkles at my place and that he should get his cute little booty over there ASAP. He was there an hour and a half later and we added some sardines to that jam and sprinkles combo, and it was only after that that I discovered what he had done.

Am I to believe that he tried telling me about the concert that fateful day in the convertible? Was it all a ploy to get me to not go with him? And how convenient is it that he got the most amazing Bluetooth in the history of the world that it even blocked out the noise of the Ke$ha concert? I say he wanted to get with her, so he didn’t bring me. My poor boy thought that he could get with Ke$ha at her own concert, and when he didn’t he used me instead. Well, he’ll be a sorry one, won’t he? Not even Ke$ha can do what I do with those sardines. Not even Ke$ha.

Product Features:
The Plantronics Voyager PRO delivers superior noise and wind cancellation as well as rich, natural inbound audio so you can hear and be heard clearly in virtually any noisy environment.
Features two noise-canceling mics on a boom, AudioIQ2 technology with its adaptive 20-band equalizer, and three layers of WindSmart technology.
The pivoting mic boom lets you wear the headset on either ear and optimize the position of the two microphones.
An automatic voice prompt alerts you to battery and mute status.
It provides up to six hours of continuous talk time and five days of standby from single charge.

What You Get:
Plantronics Voyager PRO
Ear Buds
Charger
User Guide

New Hassle-Free Packaging
1 Year Warranty