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Product Description:
“Who says that we even want these MP3 players around us? Who are you to suggest that we can co-exist with the Pinks or the Blues? We as Silvers have founded this country and I am strongly opposed to allowing these abominations of the MP3 world to integrate in to our communities!”
Listen man, I don't know who tied your USB cord in such a knot but I'd suggest you get whatever is stuck up your expandable memory slot and realize that there is not an MP3 player in the world that deserves to dictate who plays their music where!
“But just look at them! Who has ever heard of a pink or blue MP3 player? Who?”
There are plenty of them out there, sir. And I believe that we should allow them in. Just because they look different doesn't mean that they are different! They are MP3 players just the same.
“Bah! You mean to tell me that these foreigners feature the same 2GB of internal memory that I have? That they have 8 hours of continuous play back? That they can be used as a USB mass storage device just like we Silvers can? I doubt it. We are far superior to them.”
No, sir. We actually are not. Not only do they have all the same great features as us, but their unique colors make them a much higher demand item. You know how these days are. Everyone wants to be different. Now if you will excuse me I think that I will go welcome those Pinks and Blues with open arms. Multiculturalism means a lot to most MP3 players these days and diversity is essential to achieve complete peace in this world. Isn't that what you want? Because if the leader of the world himself doesn't want to achieve peace between his people than let me know. Maybe I'll arrange for a press conference.
“Gulp...umm no no that won't be necessary. We love all the MP3 players. All of em...I just hope they all get sold out first”
Sorry, what was that last bit. You mumbled a bit.
“Oh nothing nothing.”
Good. That's what I thought.
Product Features:
Plays MP3 and WMA files, with ID3 tag support
Can also be used for USB mass storage
Features LCD display, preset EQ and mini-USB port
Expand the internal 2 GB memory capacity with an SD/MMC card of your choice.
Up to 8 hours continuous music playback
Requires Windows XP or higher and Windows Media Player 10 for on-line WMA music downloads with DRM.
Approx. 2 7/8"W x 5/8"D x 2"H
Uses 1 AAA battery (not included)
What You Get:
GPX 2GB Digital MP3 Music Player (Silver, Blue, or Pink)
Ear Buds
USB Charging Cable
User Manual
Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty
