Daily Steals

Product Description:
I can't believe this precinct. How could they get rid of a top-notch cop like me? Don't they see that the force is going to take a spiral drop down to the gutter with out me?

I know the real reason that I was dishonorably discharged. Its all because of that rookie Dave and his jealousy of me. I knew the moment that he sat down in my patrol car that he was going to be nothing but trouble with that jealous gleam in his eye. He knew what an accomplished cop I was and knew that he would never reach the ranks of the likes of me. What with all the cat rescues I've completed and that one big drug bust, he knew he would never be able to live up to my expectations.

That's why he framed me with that drug incident. I swear it was sugar! Doesn't everyone pass a line of sugar every now and again?

No?

Well, you should. It really clears the nasal passages.

Point is, that snoopy rookie cost me my job when he told the Chief that I was consuming illegal substances. So what if the results came back positive when they made me pee in a cup? I like poppy seeds! A lot.

Anyways, with the great new blue and red flashing lights I have, I can still pull civilians over. They don't know the difference between a real cop and one discharge from the force due to a severe drug addiction. I'll just tell them I'm under cover or something, and if a cop pulls ME over, I'm FBI. Genius, no?

The force may be able to strip me of my gun and badge, but they can't strip me of my dignity. Make way for me and my flashing police lights. Watch out world, HERE WE COME!

Product Features:
Whether you want them for a party or to add some flare to your office space, these red and blue flashing lights can be plugged right into your computers USB port to add a touch of funk to any environment.

What You Get:
Red and Blue Flashing Police Style USB Lights

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1 Year Warranty