Daily Steals

Just because I walk around looking over my shoulder does not mean that I am paranoid! All it means is that I am extra cautious, that's all. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Better safe than sorry, that's what my Mom always said.

I don't care if you think its funny that I have fifty-six locks on my front door, or that I wear football gear when I go to the mall anytime between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Listen, you can have that one measly lock on your door, just don't come crying to me when you get held up by an army of blood thirsty bandits after your fine silver and popcorn kernels.

And as for the football gear? Well, no I do get that shoppers go crazy during that season but that's not why I wear it. I wear it so that when the tiny men following me and conspiring to jump me the moment that I buy the perfect pair of shoes, won't hurt me when the pummel me with their tiny fists.

Oh, there you go. Yeah I knew it, just laugh. I really don't care.

You know what? You're actually the one who is ridiculous. You're the one considering buying a 16GB Spy Pen! What are you trying to prevent by discreetly recording business meetings? You think that the aliens flying around the executives heads are actually going to show up in the woth the great 640 x 480 resolution? You think that you'll actually be able to prevent the super assassins that are after you by casually shooting videos of them? WELL YOU'RE WRONG! And pretty gosh darn ridiculous.

Oh...you mean...you really are a spy? A Russian spy? Spying out the weaknesses of our country...??

BAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's funny man. Funny. Play mind games like that with the paranoid dude. You almost got me there.

No but you weren't serious were you?

Product Features:
Records color video and sound
Easily attaches to most computers
16GB of built in memory
640 x 480 high resolution
USB 2.0 Plug and Play with no drivers or power supply needed
Supports WINDOW98/98SE/ME2000/XP/MAC OS/LINUX
Read and Writes at: 900K / 700K bytes per second
Up to 32 hours of record time
Built in lithium ion battery
LED indicates status (Off / On / Record)

What You Get:
16GB DVR Video Camera Pen
Charger
USB Cable
Instruction Manual
CD

New Retail Packaging
1 Year Warranty