He had the ultimate ears.
While waiting for the bus in the morning, George noticed something very odd. A pair of earbud headphones were seemingly crawling by themselves along the sidewalk. He stood there transfixed on them, unable to process what was happening and unable to make any sense of it. To make things even stranger, they stopped right in front of him and began speaking.
“George,” it said, causing him to take a step backwards. “I am the Logitech Ultimate Ears 350vi Noise Isolating Headset. I have been looking for you because you have the ultimate ears.”
“Really?” George asked in disbelief. “Me?”
“Yes, you have the ultimate ears.”
“But … I’m deaf in my left ear.”
“… Is your name George Loren?”
“No, I’m George McDonald.”
“Oh … sorry about that!”
And just like that, it crawled away.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Logitech
Model: 350vi
Product Features:
• Noise isolation
• Enhances deep beats
• Microphone for calls
• On-cord controls
• In-line volume control
• Microphone and remote positioned for more natural feel
• Blocks out 232dB of noise
• Frequency response: 20Hz to 20kHz
What You Get:
• Logitech Ultimate Ears 350vi
• (2) Sets Ear Gels
• Manual
