Breaking news about the iPhone 5!
While Apple has been mum thus far on details about the upcoming iPhone 5, I have met with a source inside the company to ask the questions that have been on everyone’s mind.
Will the iPhone 5 have a grappling hook?
“Of course! We’ve noticed a trend in iPhone users that almost every single one has had the need for a grappling hook at some point or another. It’s got its own button right by the standby button that will unleash a grappling hook at a very high speed. We considered putting a safety on the function, but we realize that the need for a grappling hook usually strikes without preparation.”
Will Siri be more advanced?
“Definitely. On the iPhone 5, Siri will actually manifest into a holographic humanoid with seven arms and three tentacles. You’re welcome.”
What will the screen look like?
“Screen? Think of the iPhone 5 as an extension of yourself. It’s going to need to be surgically implanted into your body.”
Will we be able to use the Apple USB Cable and Wall Charger on it?
“Hmm … I’m not sure, actually. Probably?”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Apple
Product Features:
Power Adapter:
• USB to 2-prong
• Input: 110-240V 50/60Hz 1.0A
• Output: 5V=1A
USB Cable:
• Compatible with iPod Touch, iPod Nano and iPod Classic
• Compatible with iPhone 3G, 3GS, 4, 4S
• USB to Apple Dock Connector
What You Get:
• Apple USB Cable
• Apple Wall Charger
