Sweat: It’s what you want.
If I had to count all the people who have told me that they couldn’t get enough sweat, I wouldn’t be able to for two reasons. Firstly, there are just that many. Secondly, I’m very bad at counting. Either way, I’ve been investing in sweat ever since then, which was last Tuesday.
When I felt I had accumulated enough, I went to my local electronics store and tried to barter some sweat for a Logitech Z520 Speaker System.
“But look at all this!” I exclaimed, flabbergasted that the clerk was rejecting my offer. “You could practically triple your profits with this!”
That he realized his err in judgment and accepted my five-gallon drum of sweat in exchange for the speaker system is what I would like to say, but that clerk was an idiot.
“You’ll never get a deal like this again,” I told him on my way out.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Logitech
Model: Z520
Product Features:
• 26 watts (RMS) power
• Amplified 2-way design for 360° sound
• Clear defined bass, mid-range and highs
• Twin speaker design
• Headphone jack
• Auxiliary jack for convenient iPod/MP3 player input
• Compact without sacrificing sound quality or power
• Separate main driver and tweeter in each speaker
What You Get:
• Logitech Z520 Speaker System
