Well, you could try this.
Melvin and Marvin were the odd ones out … always. No matter what everyone else wanted to do, Melvin and Marvin wanted to do something else. They could agree with each other, but they literally diverged with every single other person on every single issue possible. On this occasion, Melvin and Marvin were opposed to the group’s desire to listen to Aphex Twin.
“I don’t want to listen to Aphex Twin,” Melvin said. “I want to listen to Cher.”
“Yeah,” Marvin added. “Cher is the best.”
“You know,” said someone else, who wasn’t Melvin or Marvin. “You could get a Polaroid 4GB MP3 Music & Video Player. It has two headphone jacks.”
“But we don’t have one of those.”
“Too. Bad.”
No one actually likes them anyway.
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Polaroid
Model: PMP180-4
Product Features:
• 2 headphone jacks
• 4GB capacity
• Rechargeable
• Plays music and video
• Stores photos
• 1.8” color display
• Up to 1000 songs
• USB connection
• Built-in speaker
What You Get:
• Polaroid 4GB Music & Video Player
