No … that’s not really it either.
Don wasn’t the most technologically savvy person around, so one day his girlfriend decided to do her best to bring him into the 21st century. He had purchased internet already, but constantly complained that he could move his laptop from his desk because then he would be unplugged from it.
“Just take this,” she said. “It’s the Netgear WNDR4000. It has wireless speeds up to 750Mbps!”
“So … what do I do with this?” Don asked, holding the device as if it were a sandwich.
“You eat it!” she replied, joking about the manner in which he was holding the device.
Without a second of hesitation, Don began biting into the router and ripping pieces of it everywhere. His girlfriend tried to stop him, but it was too late; the entire thing was gone.
“Thanks!” Don said, gasping for breath. “That was delicious!”
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Netgear
Model: WNDR4000
Product Features:
• Combined wireless speeds up to 750Mbps
• 4 Gigabit Ethernet LAN ports
• 1 Gigabit Ethernet WAN port
• Ideal for HD gaming and video
• Great for ultra-high speed wired networking
• Access on both 2.4GHz and 5GHz bands concurrently
• Wirelessly access and share USB hard drives
• Live parental control
• Guest network
• DNLA media streaming
• WPA/WPA2 and WEP security
• For Mac and PC
What You Get:
• Netgear WNDR4000 Router
