I fell into a sleep; a deep, deep sleep.
My yawn was something along the lines of two minutes long, without a doubt the longest I had ever released. I lifted my head off the Home Innovations Memory Foam Contour Pillow and sat up, feeling more rested than I had ever felt in my entire life.
“Whoa, he woke up!” I heard someone say. I looked around and noticed I was inside a glass box.
“Hey, what’s going on?” I asked, suddenly realizing that I was surrounded by people outside the box looking in at me.
“Um …” one person stammered. “You … you’re Sleeping Man … why are you awake?”
“What the heck? Sleeping Man? My name is John Patterson, why am I in here?”
They let me out of the glass box and explained that I had fallen asleep one day and remained so for over a hundred years. During that time I had been turned into a zoo exhibit called Sleeping Man.
“Wow …” I said to myself in disbelief. How was such a thing even possible?
“This must be hard. Is there anything we can do for you?”
“Well, now that you mention it,” I began. “I really have to use the bathroom.”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Home Innovations
Product Features:
•Please note: when first taken out of the bag, you may notice foam fresh odor. The odor will subside within 96 hours.
•Molded in traditional pillow shape for all types of sleepers
•Adjusts to head weight and temperature
•Custom fit and support
•Regains original shape in seconds
•Crafted from revolutionary viscoelastic memory foam
•Naturally hypoallergenic, making it perfect for those with allergies or asthma
•Includes washable zip-off cover
•18.5” x 11.5” x 3.5”
What You Get:
•Home Innovations Memory Foam Contour Pillow
•Zip-Off Pillow Cover
