This is ridiculous! Why won't you do what I say?
I hate computers so much. I'm trying to get this big hunk of junk to do what I'm asking it to, but it doesn't want to cooperate in any way at all. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I am going to need some help setting this up if that's the case because this is the only way that makes any sense to me.
I set the computer up and put the monitor on my desk. I see that there is a keyboard so I can input commands and stuff like that, so I put that on the desk too. I see the power button on the computer so I turn it on by pressing it in, but then I'm stuck! I don't understand what it is I have to do to make this dumb thing do anything other than just show me a screen with a few icons on it.
Every time I yell a command at it, nothing happens. Literally. It just sits there. I try addressing it in different ways but still nothing. I try jumping up and down like I'm playing charades, but that just makes me feel like a moron. Arghh, I really don't know how much more of this I can take.
“You should get this Logitech 2.4GHz Wireless Portable Mouse M305, it will do the trick!”
Excuse me, I do realize that it is a little embarrassing that I can't figure this out, but I am a little insulted that you think a mouse of all things could do a better job than me. I need a human to help me out, not a mouse.
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Logitech
Model: M305
Product Features:
• Ultra-portable
• Ergonomic design and soft rubber grips give you extra comfort
• Discreet "Plug-and-Forget" tiny nano-receiver stays in your notebook. Plug it in once to a USB port and forget about it
• 2.4 GHz wireless connection to your Windows PC or Mac
• Automatic sleep mode turns the mouse off when you're not using it
• Power indicator light eliminates surprises
• Get responsive, smooth cursor control with high-definition optical tracking (1000 dpi)
• The contoured shape and soft rubber grips keep your hand comfortable, even after long hours at the computer.
• Powerful 2.4 GHz wireless gives you a reliable connection with virtually no delays or dropouts.
What You Get:
• Logitech 2.4 GHz Wireless Portable Mouse M305 (Red, Silver, Victorian Wall, Indigo, Floral Spiral)
• Manual
