No, anything but that!
When Oren started getting behind on his bills, he didn’t worry. He figured things would turn around soon enough and he would be able to take care of it. There would be a minor penalty for lateness, sure, but nothing he was too concerned about. Of course, that wasn’t where it ended. Oh no, not by a long shot.
At the culmination of all this was a visit from the repo man. Oren saw him through the curtains and tried to barricade the door, but the repo man’s bionic arm was too much and he broke it down.
“I am … THE REPO MAN!” he announced loudly upon entering the room.
“Are you going to take my stuff?” Oren asked timidly.
“Not at all!”
“Wow, thanks! I was scared for a moment.”
“I am here to take the government’s stuff!”
The repo man laughed loudly as he walked around to survey Oren’s home. He paced all over the house until he stopped right in front of the Vaas Audio 4GB USB Digital Voice Recorder.
“This should be sufficient,” he said calmly.
“No, not that! Anything but that! That’s my most prized possession!”
“WRONG! It’s the government’s most prized possession.”
The two paused to look at each other for a minute.
“Well,” the repo man continued. “I guess this would be the government’s most prized possession. I just said that to imply that it wasn’t yours anymore ... you got that, right?”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Vaas
Product Features:
• 4GB capacity
• USB connection
• Includes clip-on microphone
• Phone adapter allows recording of phone conversations
• Built-in microphone
• 3.5mm headphone jack
• Built-in speaker
• Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included)
What You Get:
• Vaas Audio 4GB Digital Voice Recorder
• Telephone Adapter
• Headphones
• Microphone
• USB Cable
