Wait, that’s not how the song goes …
I was driving down the road and the radio was really getting on my nerves. It seemed like whenever I wasn’t being fed the same five songs over and over again I was being pummeled with commercials.
“No, I don’t need different car insurance!” I felt like screaming out the window, but I figured the guilty parties wouldn’t hear me so I didn’t.
Still, I had to do something. I couldn’t just idly sit down and drive my vehicle while such trash infected my brain. Luckily, the answer to my problems flew into my car sunroof: a QuantumFX SD/USB MP3 Player with FM Transmitter. I immediately hooked it up and put on a real song: YMCA by the Village People.
Young man, there’s no need to feel down …
“Yeah! Totally no reason! You go Village People!”
Young man, there’s a place you can go …
“Whoa really? This is great news! Where is it?”
It’s fun to stay at the Super 8 Motel!
“What? What the heck is this?”
It was amidst the chants to visit the Super 8 Motel that I realized a QuantumFX Player didn’t fly through my sunroof and magically enhance my life, and that I was listening to yet another commercial. Oh, and I had also gotten into a car accident because of my singing.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: QuantumFX
Model: FMT-1
Product Features:
• Supports MP3 format
• USB flash drive input
• SD/MMC card input
• 3.5mm input for use with iPod/iPhone/MP3 players/etc.
• Full-function wireless remote control included
• Full-frequency FM tuner
• Plugs into car cigarette lighter
What You Get:
• QuantumFX SD/USB MP3 Player
• Remote
• 3.5mm Cable
