Boy, I sure do love football.
Day in and day out, I am smiling. There isn’t any specific reason in particular, but everything in my life right now is perfect. Not only do I have an amazing job with oodles of growth opportunity at Taco Zone. Right now I’m just making tacos, but my manager told me that he usually doesn’t have employees with my level of enthusiasm and that I could really go places within the company. I have this one idea … it’s literally just two crunchy tacos inside the quesadilla tortilla. Genius, right? Not only would that taste incredible, but Taco Zone wouldn’t even have to buy any additional product … plus assembly would be a snap. My manager beamed when I told him that one.
Besides my awesome Taco Zone career ahead of me, I’ve got a lot more to be happy about. I recently got married to the most beautiful person I’ve ever met. We have two children and they’ve actually been aging at 1.5 times the normal rate, meaning that my 3 and 6 year old are actually 4 and 9 years old. I can’t wait for my 60th birthday when I’m going to be the same age as my first-born … every year after that she’ll be able to give ME advice about getting older!
You’d think that with all those things going on, my life couldn’t possibly get better, right? WRONG! Just last week I came into a windfall of Velocity Micro Cruz 7” Android eReader Tablet. And when I say windfall I mean like 400,000 of them. Literally. I gave a few away to my friends and family, but mostly I’ve just been playing football with them. Boy I love football.
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day Velocity
Brand: Velocity
Model: R102
Product Features:
• 7” touchscreen display
• Google Android 2.0
• 256MB RAM
• 256MB internal storage
• 802.11b/g Wi-Fi
• Mini USB interface
• SD/SDHC card slot
• Built-in speakers
• Accelerometer
• Up to 6 hours continuous video playback
What You Get:
• Velocity Micro Cruz 7” eReader Tablet
