And then they saw MINE!
I went on a group camping trip into the mountains. I sure do love mountains. Have you ever eaten a mountain? Me neither, but that was exactly why I was going on the trip. I wanted to taste the succulent flavor of a snow capped peak, to cherish the delicious flavor of a sun drenched rock formation, to savor the sweet nectar of … um … mountains. OK, so I kind of ran out of steam on that last one, but don’t be confused, I wanted to eat that mountain.
We set off early in the morning and the first sign of trouble came when we found a bush that shouldn’t have been there. The obvious thing to do was to pull it out, but how? One man came forward with a 2-in-1 shovel and garnered the oohs and aahs of the group.
“Oh yeah?” I said, setting myself up for the glorious score. “Well I’ve got a 5-in-1 Survival Camping Tool! 5 is more than 2!”
We laughed at the guy with the 2-in-1, dug up the bush and then we set off.
And then I ate that mountain.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Pouch
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Gan Canyon
Product Features:
• Shovel
• Compass
• Pick
• Saw
• Bottle Opener
• Tempered forged steel components for long life
• Positive locking collar
• Easily breaks down to compact kit
• Unfolded length: 12”
• Folded length: 6”
• Detachable handle
• Includes carrying case with belt loop
What You Get:
• 5-in-1 Camping Tool
• Carrying Case
