Are you saying I’m fat?
What was supposed to be a simple get-together turned sour. Abigail, my lifelong friend of the past 4 months, had given me a Sivan Tempered Glass Digital Bathroom Scale.
“Are you saying I’m fat?” I demanded to know.
“No … you were talking about buying a scale yesterday and I found this on sale … I thought you would like it.”
“This is ridiculous … you’re saying I’m fat!”
“No I’m not! I’d never say that about you!”
“Well I’m not fat! So don’t call me fat!”
“I didn’t call you fat!”
“Then why did you buy me this scale?”
“I bought you this scale because just yesterday you looked at me and said, ‘Gee, I sure wish I had a scale that could talk and was also made of tempered glass.’”
I paused for a second.
“This is made of tempered glass?”
“Yeah …”
“Well why didn’t you say so? This is awesome!”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Sivan
Model: ND-02
Product Features:
• Contemporary glass design
• Four high precision strain gauge sensors
• Calculates weight in 0.2lb increments
• Step auto on/off
• Overload and low voltage indicators
• Up to 330lbs
• Large LCD display
• Tempered glass platform
What You Get:
• Sivan Tempered Glass Digital Bathroom Scale
