Quick, the fantastic voyage is leaving!
Last week I was sitting around browsing some of my favorite webpages. Of course, Daily Steals is where I spent most of my time … boy I sure love that guy that writes the descriptions; I’ve never met him but I’m sure he’s unnervingly attractive. Anyway, sorry, I get distracted when I think about that guy that writes the descriptions and how I wish I could meet him and … OK, sorry, caught myself again.
Well, in the midst of surfing an electronic wave on the internet with my HP 6910P Laptop I was confronted with an amazing offer.
YOU’RE THE ONE MILLIONTH VISITOR! YOU GET TO GO ON THE FANTASTIC VOYAGE! JUST CLICK HERE!!!!!!!
Without even a moment’s hesitation, I clicked the button. Suddenly, my vision started to black out and I felt the sensation of my body entering a wormhole to another dimension. After a few seconds, I regained my sight and noticed that I was flying at the speed of sound through an extra-dimensional portal. I looked to my left and saw an Emperor penguin.
“Hey penguin, how did you get in here?” I shouted, trying to get my voice to carry over the noise from the wind.
“MAAAAAAAAAAA” it responded.
“Penguin, why don’t you speak English? I can’t understand anything you’re saying!”
“Sorry,” it replied. “Yeah I clicked this popup saying I was the millionth visitor to the site I was on.”
“Yeah me too … something seems fishy about all this …”
Before I could further investigate, the fantastic voyage was over and I was back on my couch. I was a little confused, very hungry and not sure where all my clothes had gone. Little did I know that an Emperor penguin that had logged onto someone’s laptop at the zoo had disappeared and suddenly reappeared wearing a wife beater with mustard stains.
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: HP
Model: 6910P
Product Features:
• 1.8GHz Intel Core2Duo processor
• 14.1” display
• 2GB RAM memory
• 80GB hard drive
• CD-RW/DVD drive
• Windows 7 Home Premium with COA
• Smart Card reader
• Ethernet port
• S-video TV out
• VGA port
• 3 USB 2.0 ports
• 802.11a/b/g Wi-Fi
What You Get:
• HP 6910P Laptop
• Power Supply
• Windows Restore Disc
