It was all he ever wanted.
Before he was even born, Ryan wanted a ball pit. He wanted it more than anything else in the entire world … even more than a rocket-propelled spaceship with John Stamos as the captain. Ryan didn’t want that so much because John Stamos always terrified him for some reason. He went through counseling about it, but in the end just decided it wasn’t too hard to avoid seeing John Stamos … he really hadn’t done much of anything since Full House.
That aside, most of Ryan’s thoughts went to ball pits. He always imagined that if he had one, things would just be better. Lunch would be more entertaining, he wouldn’t have so much trouble getting dates (Ryan is now 27), people would think he’s the coolest person around … the list went on and on.
On his 28th birthday, Ryan received a Dell Optiplex 760 Computer. He was ecstatic when he opened it, leading his mother to believe he had finally given up on the ball pit idea.
“Wow!” he exclaimed. “I can use this computer to go on the internet and buy a ball pit!”
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Dell
Model: 760
Product Features:
• 2.2GHz Pentium dual-core processor
• Wi-Fi
• 2GB RAM memory
• 1TB hard drive
• DisplayPort
• 8 USB ports (2 front, 6 rear)
• eSATA port
• DVD-ROM drive
• Compatible with HDMI via adapter (not included)
• Windows XP Professional
What You Get:
• Dell Optiplex 760 Computer
• Keyboard
• Mouse
