He knew that he possessed hacking skills that were greater than any other man or woman in the Western Hemisphere.
Rodrigo was a whiz kid and a master computer hacker. He had learned from the best as his father had co-founded the rap group, “Hack Saw” in 1982. They were famous for taking already famous hip hop songs and changing the lyrics to computer science terms. Needless to say the group failed miserably and lost their record deal. Coincidentally the record producer who had signed them was fired. He now operates a Ferris Wheel in an amusement park outside of Scranton, Pennsylvania. But back to Rodrigo: he knew that he possessed hacking skills that were greater than any other man or woman in the Western Hemisphere. I designed a program that put fractionalized cents from online bank transactions that would normally be rounded off into a separate account. I think he had seen that in movie, though. He also had managed to hack his way into the interstellar communication system of a race of Aliens from another world. Needless to say, they were ticked off. The last thing they ever expected was a dimwit human with half the mental capacity as they had manipulating their advanced technology. So they headed to Earth to stop him.
As they landed in their tangerine orange space ship, Rodrigo saw them. He managed to electronically move his knowledge of their technology onto his SanDisk Cruzer 8GB 2.0 Flash Drive. He then hid it in his room. That way, if the aliens removed his knowledge, he could download it again. Since he owned two, he also put the Hits of Mo-Town on the other. The Hits of Motown consisted of several thousand songs, and the flash drive wasn’t even close to being full. The aliens did what he thought they would; but they had fallen for the oldest trick in the book: The Ole’ Put Your Memory of Alien Interstellar Communication System on A Flash Drive trick. It works every time.
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Hassle Free
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: SanDisk
Model: SDCZ36-004G
Product Features:
• Take it all with you - on reliable USB flash drives
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• Ideal for video - the easy way to store, share and play your favorite video files
• Compatible with Windows 7, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Mac OS 10+ and Linux; Hi-Speed USB 2.0 port required for high speed transfer
• Stores up to 2,000 3.5 minute MP3’s or up to 2,400 10MP images
• Backwards compatible with older devices that have USB 1.1 ports, so you can be assured of near universal compatibility
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• (2) SanDisk 4GB USB 2.0 Flash Drives
