Daily Steals

Eric was a very simple boy. He followed the rules and always obeyed his parents. Eric’s only real problem came in the form of patience; he didn’t have any. If Eric wanted something and had to wait, it would eat him up on the inside. Unfortunately for him, that happened to him rather often.

 

One time, however, his impatience was taken to new levels. After buying a Digital Pedometer from Daily Steals, Eric was unable to wait until the package arrived. He got his tracking information, but that wasn’t enough for him; he had to have it now. It was in the midst of this desperation that Eric concocted his latest plan: to freeze himself until the package arrived.

 

While he managed to get his body frozen, he miscalculated the amount of time he needed to stay in that state. When he awoke, it was the year 2785. Despite the shock of waking up so far into the future, Eric wasted no time when he saw intelligent life.

 

“Where is a Digital Pedometer?”

 

“A what?” the man that found him asked.

 

“A Digital Pedometer, stupid! Where is one?”

 

“I’m…I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about. What is a Digital Pedometer?”

 

Eric wasn’t sure if he had woken up in the future or in a nightmare, but as far as he knew the two were the same thing.

 

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Condition: New

Packaging: Hassle-Free

Warranty: 1 Year

 

Product Features:

• Counts walking or running steps

• Works according to waist movement

• Easy to read LCD screen

• 12 or 24 hour system

• Time mode 

• Stopwatch mode

• Step mode

• Calorie mode

• Distance mode

• Measures distance in kilometers or miles

• Maximum step count of 699,999

 

What You Get:

• 3 Digital Pedometers (Color May Vary)