The tale of the Lonely Bro.
On a warm, sunny day outside of San Francisco, California lived Mikey P, the Lonely Bro. He lived in an apartment complex that was rather nice, but he was always so very lonely. Most of his days were spent playing Battlefield 3 on his computer while eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew.
Darker nights always prompted a flurry of questions: why didn’t he live in the city? Was he not successful enough? How long was he going to tolerate driving nearly thirty miles to and from work day after day? During these times he would usually call his mother.
The cellular customer you have dialed is not available, please leave a message…
She usually didn’t answer, however. One bright spot in his life came from an Unlocked AT&T USB Connect Force 4G Modem he expected in the mail. Since he didn’t have anything else going for him, he poured every ounce of excitement he could muster into the anticipation of the delivery date.
“Bro it’s gonna be so ill, you can’t even imagine bro,” he would say to himself in the mirror over and over.
When the day finally came, the mailman decided to deliver it personally. The Lonely Bro answered the door and saw the mailman take his Connect Force and smash it on the ground in front of him.
“Whoa, bro bro bro bro, what are you doing? Bro! That’s my Connect Force bro!” he protested to no avail.
Fuming as the mailman walked away, the Lonely Bro delivered a promise.
“I’ll post all over the internet about you!” he yelled after him.
He took to his computer, closing out of Battlefield 3 and wiping Cheetos dust off his keyboard, and began his campaign. Unfortunately for the Lonely Bro, the mailman was hosting an ice cream social for everyone in town so he was the most popular person around. The Lonely Bro was then banned from speaking about the mailman.
Everyone else ate ice cream and lived happily ever after.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: AT&T
Product Features:
• Unlocked
• USB connection
• Enjoy 4G speeds anywhere for your laptop
• Plug and play
• Expandable memory through MicroSD cards up to 32GB
• Frequency: GSM/GPRS/EDGE: 850/900/1800/1900
• MTS/HSPA+: 850/1900/2100
• Global compatibility
What You Get:
• Unlocked AT&T USB Connect Force 4G Modem
• Extension Cable
