Alright, this is getting ridiculous.
Yes, I am sick and tired of all this crap I have to put up with. I let it go at first, telling myself it wasn't that big of a deal, but the reality and frustration of the situation is sinking in and getting me down much more than I ever could have imagined. There are literally no Choco Tacos near where I work.
Yeah, you heard me right: zero, zilch, nada. No hay el Choco Taco. Choco Taco wa arimasen, tabete dekimasen.
Maybe you're scoffing at this right now, but I'm being 100% serious. In fact, your making light of the situation is in turn making my situation even worse. This news is so bad that I hate my life and want to die … but only if there are Choco Tacos wherever my consciousness goes … or if there is an equal availability of Choco Tacos and an increased standard of living.
At first I thought it made sense given that my only real options to find a Choco Taco were the bodegas around the office, but I truly started to lose hope when the 7-Eleven didn't even have them. More searching did not lead to relief, nor did an incredibly difficult call to a bodega.
To try and rectify my predicament, I bought the Sony Bloggie 1080p HD Video Camera. After using it for some time, I did like it, but it couldn't compare to a Choco Taco. There was no vanilla ice cream, no waffle cone taco shell, no artificially delicious fudge layers, no peanut and milk chocolate coating to make it look like lettuce and veggies are coming out … there was no comparison. All it did was take HD video, which you can’t eat. Well … rather you can eat it, but it certainly doesn’t taste like a Choco Taco.
I will attempt to live out my bleak and desolate Choco Taco-less life, but it will be hard. If there is anything you can do, I promise that proper compensation will be awarded. Please, I really want a Choco Taco.
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Sony
Model: MHS-FS1
Product Features:
• Easy to use and carry
• Pocket-sized
• Take still pictures and video at the same time
• 12.8MP still photos
• 360° capture capable
• Capture in web-friendly MP4 format
• HDMI out
• Built-in USB arm
• 4x digital zoom
• Auto-macro
• 2.7” LCD display
• Face Detection technology
• 4GB internal memory
What You Get:
• Sony Bloggie HD Camera
• USB Cable
• Lanyard
• Manual
