In my past life, they called me Magic Fingers
No one had told me about my past life until very recently, but everything changed when I learned of my former existence. Apparently, in a life I lived before the one I am currently living, I was a world famous masseuse nicknamed Magic Fingers. The world has been looking for my reincarnated body for a long time so they could put me back to work as a masseuse. A lifelong friend of mine had to sit me down and watch as I drowned my tears with ten gallons of ice cream.
“I don’t want this kind of responsibility!” I shouted between sobs. “Can you get me some more ice cream?”
“Dude,” he said, taking a more serious tone. “I don’t have any more money.”
“Could you go to the bank and take some out? I really need this.”
“I already did that. Twice. Now I’m just completely out of money.”
“Can you just-” I began but I got cut off.
“No. I’m not doing anything else for you, Magic Fingers.”
The mere mention of the name sent me back into a wild frenzy of tears. My friend renewed his sympathy and managed to find me an IQ Massager. He told me that it was the best massager around and that no one, not even the reincarnate of Magic Fingers could surpass its power. Once they saw it, he assured me, I wouldn’t ever have to massage anyone again.
“Thanks,” I said softly. “Can you get me some more ice cream?”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: IQ
Product Features:
• Professional quality personal massager
• Penetrates targeted muscle groups through electronic muscle stimulation
• Digital LCD display
• 8 massage modes
• Adjustable timer
• 10 levels of intensity
• Compact design
• 4 pads from 1 output
• Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included)
What You Get:
• IQ Massager
• 4 Electrode Pads
• Connecting Cable
• User Guide
