Daily Steals

They needed some kind of offering.
Sometime in the year 2017, a new kind of lobster descended down to our planet. About the size of a 1995 Honda Odyssey, the lobsters came to Earth the same way they did during the Valanginian Age of the Cretaceous Period. It is said that they were about the size of the 2001 Honda Odyssey, when the width was increased from 70.6 inches to 75.6, back then. Apparently they had shrunk significantly in the subsequent years before the next wave of visitors.

Hailing from Lobstonaan, the creatures were perfectly fine with being used as a means of human transportation, much like humans had used the Honda Odyssey, which won Japan Car of the Year upon its debut. As a result, lobsters became an increasing presence on the road and in the water.

The giant lobsters courteously allowed us to ride on top of them, but they simultaneously made progress towards ruling the world. Some three or four years after their arrival, they achieved that goal. More lobsters continued to travel to Earth and soon enough there were too many to resist.

“Now we shall be your rulers,” said one lobster to a human. “Now bring me a Pyle Home Portable Speaker System!”

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Pyle
Model: PIPDSP20

Product Features:
•    High Grade Speaker and Digital Amplifier for Superior Sound Quality
•    Side Air Vent for Optimal Bass
•    Elegant Cloth with Aluminum Trim Panel Design
•    Slide Out Rear Stand for Added Support and Comfortable Use
•    Side Up Back Support for Extra Safe Device Docking/Support
•    Plays and Charges most iPods, iPod Touch and iPhones including 3G/4/4S
•    Fast 1A Charging for iPhone
•    AC Operation using Separate AC-Adaptor (Included)
•    Top Panel Electronic Volume Controls
•    Low Power Consumption with Smart Auto-Off/On Power
•    Total Power Output: 15 Watts

What You Get:
•    Pyle Home Portable Docking Speaker System
•    Power Adapter