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Aww, not again!
Ernest didn't understand how this could keep happening to him. It seems that every time he would buy a new wallet, someone would toss him in a pool fully clothed the very same day. He would get soaked, which was annoying in itself, but his wallet would be ruined and all the money would get all soggy. No one likes soggy money, least of all Ernest.

Each time that Ernest's wallet was ruined, he would explode. Literally. Not right away, however. He would usually make a narrow escape from drowning and then crawl out of the pool like Samara from The Ring. Babies would start crying and sometimes he eats a Choco Taco. Then he transmogrified.

Wait, did I say this happens to him all the time? Oh, sorry, that's not what I meant to say. This only happened once. He got tossed into the water by a man wearing a T-Shirt that read, “I am definitely not going to toss anyone in water,” and did the demented crawl and ate a Choco Taco. And then he turned into a bulldozer.

Well, that's at least what one eyewitness reported. Someone else said he got really pissy and just kind of walked away, but how do we know who to believe? One thing is for sure, however, and that is the fact that if he had the Waterproof Aluminum Wallet, Ernest would not have to deal with any soggy money.

Boy, I could sure go for a Choco Taco right now.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year

Product Features:
•    Indestructible
•    Waterproof
•    Accordion style credit card/cash holder
•    Incredibly durable
•    Great for keeping money and credit cards dry and safe
•    Perfect for someone that doesn't have a wallet
•    Protects credit cards from RFID scanning

What You Get:
•    Waterproof Aluminum Wallet (Choice of Black, Silver, Blue, Gold, Pink, Red, Green)