Daily Steals

It was a very strange birthday gift.
My birthday was last week. I didn't ask for anyone to get me anything, but a few people did anyway. To be honest, it was a little embarrassing and I felt a bit like a kid. Oh well, everyone there made it less awkward for me so that was good. The only problem came with one present I got: the Netgear WGR614 Wireless-G Router.

When I unwrapped the gift, I had no idea what it was. It took a great deal of explaining, which made me feel intensely stupid to the point that I just gave in and lied, saying I understood and thank you so much for the wonderful gift.

After the party was over, the router sat on my table for the longest time. I opened the box and took it out in a failed attempt to figure it out, but still, nothing. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months, months turned to years, years turned to decades, decades turned to centuries, centuries turned to millennia ... and still, I couldn't figure it out. It just sat on the table, dormant.

One night, I heard a crash coming from downstairs. Panicked, I shot out of bed and hurried to the first floor. With my eyes well-adjusted to the dark, I could see a burglar clearly. I placed my hands on the router firmly, making only the slightest of noises.

“What's that?” I heard him say. With that, I made one quick, forceful move towards him.

“It's the Netgear WGR614 Wireless-G Router, jerk!” I yelled, smacking him with it on the back of the head.

After all those years, I finally managed to figure out that it was a home security device. I made a mental note to call my friend and thank them again in the morning.

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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Netgear
Model: WGR614

Product Features:
•    802.11g Wi-Fi
•    Delivers up to 54Mbps
•    4 Ethernet ports
•    Double firewall
•    WPA and 128-bit WEP encryption
•    Easy to setup
•    Beautiful design
•    Parental controls keep bad material from kids
•    2.4GHz band wireless

What You Get:
•    Netgear WGR614 Router
•    Charger
•    Ethernet Cable