Daily Steals

It was all just a setup.
After spending several hours in the comic book store, leafing through a number of different books, I decided to make a purchase. I approached the counter and started to make small talk with the clerk.

“You know, this one time a guy didn’t let me pay for something. Can you believe that? Flat out did not let me pay. I had all the items on the counter and I was ready to pay him but the guy was adamant that I could not checkout. He was such a jerk.”

“OK, that’ll be ---”

“So you know what I did?” I continued. “I had his whole store shut down. They didn’t have a sanitation problem before I was there, but they certainly did afterward! I let tons of rats and other vermin inside the store and then filed a complaint with the health department.”

“That’s … nice. Your total is $17.99.”

I opened up my Nobo Soft Genuine Leather Bi-Fold Wallet and flipped through the slices of bologna I kept in the cash pocket. After counting off about five of them, I took them out and put them down on the counter.

“Uh, sir?” the clerk said nervously. “We don’t take bologna here.”

“So you’re saying,” I said, leaning over the counter some. “You aren’t going to let me pay?”

A few minutes later, I was walking out of the store with a new comic book, completely amazed that the trick I came up with actually worked.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Gift Tin
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Nobo
Model: E03146

Product Features:
•    Genuine leather
•    Leather has been weathered so it is soft
•    Bi-fold design
•    Nylon lining
•    Clear ID window
•    9 card slots
•    Section for bills
•    Includes gift tin

What You Get:
•    2 Nobo Soft Genuine Leather Wallets
•    2 Gift Tins