Daily Steals

I fell into a sleep; a deep, deep sleep.
My yawn was something along the lines of two minutes long, without a doubt the longest I had ever released. I lifted my head off the Home Innovations Memory Foam Contour Pillow and sat up, feeling more rested than I had ever felt in my entire life.

“Whoa, he woke up!” I heard someone say. I looked around and noticed I was inside a glass box.

“Hey, what’s going on?” I asked, suddenly realizing that I was surrounded by people outside the box looking in at me.

“Um …” one person stammered. “You … you’re Sleeping Man … why are you awake?”

“What the heck? Sleeping Man? My name is John Patterson, why am I in here?”

They let me out of the glass box and explained that I had fallen asleep one day and remained so for over a hundred years. During that time I had been turned into a zoo exhibit called Sleeping Man.

“Wow …” I said to myself in disbelief. How was such a thing even possible?

“This must be hard. Is there anything we can do for you?”

“Well, now that you mention it,” I began. “I really have to use the bathroom.”

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Home Innovations

Product Features:
•    Molded in traditional pillow shape for all types of sleepers
•    Adjusts to head weight and temperature
•    Custom fit and support
•    Regains original shape in seconds
•    Crafted from revolutionary viscoelastic memory foam
•    Naturally hypoallergenic, making it perfect for those with allergies or asthma
•    Includes washable zip-off cover
•    18.5” x 11.5” x 3.5”

What You Get:
•    Home Innovations Memory Foam Contour Pillow
•    Zip-Off Pillow Cover