Daily Steals

I was scared, but I had to act fast.
My window of opportunity had just opened and I wasn’t sure how much time I had until it closed. Put the fact that I wasn’t sure I would get another chance together with the fact that the life of a presidential candidate was at stake and you could say my nerves weren’t exactly in tip-top shape. Of course, in my line of work, there’s isn’t time to even think about that, let alone dwell on it.

I was reluctant to get an innocent bystander involved, but I couldn’t trust anyone inside my own agency; I had no one else I could turn to. Without looking suspicious, for I knew I was being watched, I followed one man into the public restroom of Grand Central Station. When he made a move for an open stall, I threw my hand around his mouth and forced my way into the stall with him.

“Listen carefully,” I said to him with my hand still on his mouth. “I’m not going to hurt you. I am trying to stop the assassination of a presidential candidate today, but some very bad people don’t want me to do that. As hard as it might be to believe, I think my beard is the mastermind behind this. I need you to shave me. Yes, seriously. Take this Pure Cordless Rechargeable Electric Shaver and shave my beard off. It is very important that you do this slowly and don’t draw too much attention to yourself.”

“You want me to shave your beard?” the man said skeptically.

“Yes.”

“Because your beard is plotting to assassinate a presidential candidate?”

“Yes.”

“Your beard.”

“Yes.”

“Are you freaking kidding me? This is just 24 but with a beard and incredibly stupid. I’m out of here.”

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Pure
Model: PG-0003 (Foil); PG-0002 (Rotary)

Product Features:
•    Flexible shaving heads
•    Built-in pop up trimmer
•    2 foil or 3 pivoting heads
•    Silent vibration free motor
•    Rechargeable
•    Gives clean, straight from barber look
•    Comfortable grip

What You Get:
•    Pure Cordless Rechargeable Electric Shaver (Choice of Foil, Rotary)
•    Charging Power Cord
•    Case
•    Protective Cover
•    Cleaning Brush
•    Spare Foil (Foil Only)
•    Manual