Daily Steals

Hey kid, I’m a computer.
A loud crash and an explosion of bright pink light announced the arrival to Earth of the Toshiba Satellite 17.3” Laptop. It descended down into a busy market, causing everyone around to immediately start performing jumping jacks.

“Yes …” the laptop said quietly to itself. “I love jumping jacks.”

Of course, the laptop was in no position to do jumping jacks. Not only did it lack arms, but legs too. Also muscles and a nervous system, but I imagine the computer parts could make up for those.

A young child, excited to see the laptop up close, ran towards it wildly. The boy picked it up and started doing more jumping jacks.

“Hey kid, I’m a computer,” it said, trying to get the boy to stop. “You’ve got to put me down.”

The boy did and then everyone left.

This is a true story, by the way. I saw this last Tuesday.

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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day Toshiba
Brand: Toshiba
Model: L775D-S7305

Product Features:
•    AMD Quad-Core A6-3420M processor
•    AMD Radeon HD 6520G graphics engine
•    4GB DDR3 RAM memory
•    500GB hard drive
•    DVD±R SuperMulti Drive
•    17.3” widescreen LED backlit display
•    Supports 720p content
•    16:9 aspect ratio
•    1600x900 resolution
•    Webcam and microphone
•    802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi
•    Ethernet port
•    Up to 5.06 hours battery life
•    3 USB 2.0 ports, 1 with Sleep and Charge
•    HDMI output
•    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit

What You Get:
•    Toshiba Satellite Laptop
•    Battery
•    User Manual