Lookout for the dragon!
Through a freak accident involving too much bacon and not enough bread, Greg and James were teleported back in time. The initial shock was furthered by the sight of a dragon towering about the two of them. Greg immediately ran behind a nearby tree, leaving the heroic James alone in front of the terrible beast.
“You may scare Greg, but you don’t scare me!” James yelled in defiance.
The two engaged in a fierce battle, neither one able to secure the upper hand. James dodged left and right, narrowly avoiding the dangerous fire breath. Greg cowered behind the tree, shaking uncontrollably in fear. He wanted to get as far from the dragon as possible, but he didn’t think he could fair very well at all without his fearless companion.
“James, take this!” Greg called out, tossing a Royale Limited Edition Slim Line Professional Straightener Iron.
“What am I supposed to do with this?”
“Straighten your hair with dual voltage power!”
“Greg you dolt, that doesn’t make any sense!”
Luckily, James found a majestic looking sword in the bushes. Brandishing his new weapon, he skillfully ran in between the claw swipes and fire shots to stab the dragon in the heart. Upon the sight of its defeat, the townspeople all came out to congratulate their hero with a triumphant song.
JAMES!
HE SAVED THE DAY!
HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT KNEW THE WAY!
JAMES!
HE SAVED THE DA-AY!
AND GREG DIDN’T HELP TO KEEP THE BEAST AT BAY!
GREG DIDN’T HELP!
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail Carry Case
Warranty: 5 Year Unconditional Manufacturer
Brand: Royale
Model: Slim Line
Product Features:
• Heats to 392°F in 20 seconds
• Ultra smooth titanium plates
• Slim and lightweight
• For all types of styling: wave, flick, curl, straighten
• Negative Ion technology eliminates static
• Nano Silver Technology allows you to style and clean hair at same time
• Humidity safe for frizz control
• Unique Heat Expansion plate technology
• Dual voltage: 110-220V
• Designed for all hair types
• 3m power cord
What You Get:
• Royale Limited Edition Slim Line Straightener Iron (Choice of Pearl, Silver, Light Tattoo, Dark Tattoo)
Royale Limited Edition Slim Line Professional Ceramic 1® Hair Straightener Iron ? Heats Up in 20 Seconds! (Choice of 4 Styles)
Your price:
$20




