Daily Steals

I was jammin’ alllll day long.
Man, how does this thing know exactly what I want to hear? Every station on here is pure gold. Pure, rubberized gold. Pure, unadulterated, frozen, imported, fair trade gold. Pure, telekinetic, hypersensitive, nostalgic gold. Pure, incoherent, intelligent, chocolaty gold. Yeah, that good.

The thing? It’s the XACT Sirius Satellite Radio Plug & Play Receiver. It came with a home kit too. If I could choose between being launched into space and crash landing on a foreign planet to live a life of alien buffalo riding while my attractively tentacle-laden wife cheers me on and listening to more songs on this radio, I’d pick the radio. Wouldn’t even be close. If only I could have both, though.

First it played the Thong Song by Sisqo. Wow. I was floored. Immediately I started dancing and jumping around singing, “let me see that thooooooooong. BABY! That thong thong thong thong thong.”

Then it was on to Rico Suave by Geraldo. After that it was a Creed song that I didn’t recognize, but then I saw that it was actually a medley of all their songs. Awesome.

Finally, they played Baha Men. And I LOVE Baha Men, let-me-tell-you. I was their biggest fan. I saw all their shows and bought every copy of their CD.

Now I’m just sitting around on my couch. I had to turn the thing off because I couldn’t handle how great it was. I’ll be back for another go in a minute, but whew, I am BEAT.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: XACT
Model: XTR3CK

Product Features:
•    Requires Sirius Satellite Radio subscription
•    Easy to read, scrolling display
•    36 channel presets
•    Stereo output
•    Rotary encoder knob
•    Built-in wireless FM transmitter
•    Wireless IR remote control

Home Kit Features:
•    Easy setup
•    Includes docking cradle and antenna
•    Powers device
•    Includes audio cable

What You Get:
•    XACT Sirius Satellite Radio Plug & Play Receiver
•    XACT Home Kit