Daily Steals

And that’s when we hit the rainbow slide.
Faster and faster we tumbled down the black abyss that was my neighbor’s infamous well. Originally we thought that it was just a normal well with water at the bottom, but then it turned out it was some sort of black hole. We jumped down to see what we could find, but we just kept falling, picking up speed each second.

For a second I thought I had thrown away my entire life; that I was destined to fall down this well for all eternity. I wasn’t particularly excited about that prospect, I must say. I mean, I had big plans! I was going to buy a car! And a cat! And some clothes! It seemed like there was no way I would get to it in there! Most of all, I wanted to snuggle up by my Prolectrix Balmoral Electric Fireplace Heater. That thing was better than everything else around.

Just as I had lost all hope, I was no longer in a dark abyss, but a bright cavern. And by cavern, it was more like an indoor amusement park. We kept falling until we landed safely on a rainbow slide. We laughed and laughed and laughed and then found out the entrance fee to the amusement park was $240. That wasn’t fun.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Prolectrix
Model: Balmoral

Product Features:
•    Color: Black or Brown
•    Wall mounted bow fronted electric fireplace
•    Flame effect with under-bed glow
•    750 and 1500 watt heat settings
•    Safety thermal cut-off built-in to prevent overheating
•    Adjustable flame brightness
•    Remote control with on/off, 750 watt and 1500 watt selection, flame dimmer
•    Remote control requires two (2) AAA batteries (not included)
•    Mounting hardware included allows you to mount this incredible fireplace right to your
•    Wall
•    Pebbles included
•    Instruction manual
•    Dimensions: 6.25 inches thick x 33.25 inches wide x 20.5 inches tall
•    Power cord is 70 inches long

What You Get:
•    Prolectrix Balmoral Electric Fireplace Heater (Choice of Black or Brown)