Daily Steals

Hold on; let me play a sad song on the violin while you complain.
Day in and day out, I am smiling. There isn’t any specific reason in particular, but everything in my life right now is perfect. Not only do I have an amazing job with oodles of growth opportunity at Taco Bell. Right now I’m just making tacos, but my manager told me that he usually doesn’t have employees with my level of enthusiasm and that I could really go places within the company. I have this one idea … it’s sort of like the Crunchwrap Supreme, but it’s literally just two crunchy tacos inside the quesadilla tortilla. Genius, right? Not only would that taste incredible, but Taco Bell wouldn’t even have to buy any additional product … plus assembly would be a snap. My manager beamed when I told him that one.

Besides my awesome Taco Bell career ahead of me, I’ve got a lot more to be happy about. I recently got married to the most beautiful person I’ve ever met. We have two children and they’ve actually been aging at 1.5 times the normal rate, meaning that my 3 and 6 year old are actually 4 and 9 years old. I can’t wait for my 60th birthday when I’m going to be the same age as my first-born … every year after that she’ll be able to give ME advice about getting older!

You’d think that with all those things going on, my life couldn’t possibly get better, right? WRONG! Just last week I came into a windfall of Sipping Stones. And when I say windfall I mean like 400,000 of them. Literally. I gave a few away to my friends and family, but mostly I’ve just been playing marbles with them. Boy I love marbles.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Sipping Stones

Product Features:
•    Made from 100% natural soapstone
•    Chill your drink with no dilution
•    Preserve the taste of your favorite drink
•    Store in freezer; ready to use in hours
•    Perfect gift for the aficionado
•    Includes 9 stones

What You Get:
•    9 Sipping Stones
•    Muslin Carrying Pouch