Daily Steals

I was practically sweating determination.
Sometime after lunch, the components of which I suspect I am no longer allowed to discuss, I developed a peculiar craving. It wasn’t a sweet tooth or a need for coffee … it wasn’t even the rare moments when I feel like walking into a bar in the middle of the afternoon; this was different. For the life of me, I could not stop thinking about Macho Man Randy Savage.

It wasn’t just the raspy voice or championship career that drew me to the 1987 King of the Ring, but the all-in attitude he carried through every aspect of his life. Whether it be wrestling for twenty championship titles, acting in the movie Spider-Man or making a rap album, Savage went lights-out.

That night I tossed and turned in my sleep. Concentration was impossible as images of Macho Man Randy Savage asking me if I wanted a Slim Jim haunted my every thought. The first sign of a normal dream would be permeated with initially hidden chants of “Ooh Yeah!” Things weren’t looking good.

Resolving that I wasn’t going to get much in the way of sleep, I pulled up my ultra portable and convenient Sylvania 7” Wi-Fi Netbook to start listening to “Pomp and Circumstance” while I browsed the internet for sunglasses and bandanas. Nothing, it seemed at the time, was more important. Without my Sylvania Netbook, I don’t think I would have made it through that night. My insatiable desire to know more about the four-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion would have reached dangerous levels had I not been able to access the internet so conveniently and effortlessly. Fortunately, I never had to live that part. All thanks to this Netbook. That is why I have volunteered to share my story to all those considering purchasing this fine device. It could change your life.

Also, Macho Man Randy Savage, during the tour for his monumentally inspirational rap album Be a Man, he said that he was “absolutely going to have more records.” There were no more records.

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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Sylvania
Model: SYNET7WID

Product Features:
•    Compact design
•    3 USB ports
•    Touchpad
•    SD memory card slot
•    Headphone jack
•    Microphone jack
•    1800 mAh battery
•    WiFi
•    128MB RAM
•    Windows CE 6.0
•    Ethernet port
•    7” LCD screen

What You Get:
•    Sylvania Netbook
•    AC Adapter