Daily Steals

On the first day of Christmas …
In honor of the Christmas season, we have decided to assemble a box of 12 stocking stuffers that you can, wait for it, stuff in your stockings! No, not put them in your socks … those stocking things you hang over the fireplace or something else. No, that isn’t weird too, this is Christmas! Actually, I suppose Christmas does have some strange traditions. Either way, we’re giving away a box of 12 stocking stuffers and in honor of THAT, here is a version of the 12 Days of Christmas I wrote to be sung by the Daily Steals warehouse workers:

Ahem …

On the first day of Christmas, Daily Steals gave to me …

“What’s that over there? Give ‘em that! Turn up the trance music!”

Hey, that’s not the line! We’re not listening to trance music right now, we have to sing this!

“Get out of the way, we’re trying to pack these boxes!”

But we have to sing the song!

“Forget the song! Do you have any idea how much stuff we have to ship out right now?”

I mean, I find it hard to believe you guys can’t just stop to sing one song. I worked really hard on this!

“GET OUT OF THE WAY!”

Ahem …

Well … there goes that. I assure you it would have been fantastic, especially the vocal harmonies for the ‘five bl-‘

“HEY! You aren’t supposed to tell them what they’re getting! That’s the whole point, Dude!”

Jeez, fine …

Product Features:
•    Contains 12 items
•    Can be used as stocking stuffers
•    You have no idea what they are (until you get them)
•    They are random
•    None of them will be a boat
•    You cannot eat them
•    They will not be alive
•    Guaranteed to be fun, one way or another
•    Please note: returns will not be accepted for any of the items

What You Get:
•    12 Stocking Stuffers