Suddenly, he was interrupted.
Have you ever heard of Dean Mahn? No? Well, I’m not surprised; I totally made him up. He is the main character of this product description, the protagonist if you will. In the year 2020, after the apocalypse, Dean lived with his trusty companion, the Nikon Coolpix S230 10MP Digital Camera.
The duo tackled every problem that came their way together. I’m still trying to decide what the post-apocalyptic world is like. OK, let’s say that most of humanity was wiped out, but some still remain. Not enough people to run a society existed, however, thus making the pair kind of like Will Smith and that dog in that one movie that was kind of about zombies but not really. What was that movie called? I’m having a hard time remembering.
I guess one major problem is that Dean didn’t have a computer. Oh, there could be mutants too! Like, crazed mutant people but there could be a comedic element to it too. We could say that they’re vicious but easily distracted if you point behind them and go, “Hey, isn’t that Tony Danza?”
Will Dean ever get to use his Nikon Coolpix camera with a computer? Will he get to see the full effect of the stunning 10MP resolution? Will he ever teach his camera how to love and how to make a perfect pulled pork sandwich?
The answer to two of those questions is yes. The answer to one of those questions is probably.
Product Features:
• 10MP resolution
• EXPEED digital image processing
• 4-way VR image stabilization
• Motion detection
• High ISO 2000
• Best Shot Selector takes up to 10 shots and saves the sharpest
• Bright 3” touchscreen display
• Smile mode automatically releases shutter when subject smiles
• Blink proof mode detects blinking
• Red-eye fix
• 3x optical zoom
• Takes video and still pictures
• Rechargeable battery
What You Get:
• Nikon Coolpix S230 Digital Camera
• Charger
• USB Cable
• A/V Cable
• CD
Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty
