That was the last straw.
It took me a long time to come to that conclusion, but it was true: I needed to end my relationship. I spent the entire day by myself contemplating the idea and realized I needed to make the hard decision that in the end would be best for the both of us.
You see, this girl is the worst. She’s stunningly beautiful, really nice to me all the time, buys me amazing presents like the Logitech Squeezebox Duet Wi-Fi Internet Radio, drives me wherever I’d like to go, cooks me 5-star meals, cleans everything, spits fire, travels through time, brought Barack Obama to my birthday party, snuck us onto a space shuttle for a New Year’s bash on the Moon and carries a light saber. She’s awful. I can’t believe I dated her for this long in the first place. I heard the doorbell ring; it was her.
“Hey there!” she said. “I got a Skor bar for you on the way over because I know they’re your favorite!”
Ugh, I hate her. How could she do such a thing to me?
“We have to break up,” I said flat out. Without listening to anything she was saying, I grabbed the candy bar, pushed her out the door and closed it.
“Ooh,” I said to myself. “I love Skor bars.”
Product Features:
• Play songs stored on computer
• Tune in to internet radio stations
• Connect to online services like Pandora and Rhapsody
• Multi-room controller with 2.4” color display and scroll wheel navigation
• High fidelity 24-bit DAC for crystal clear audio
• Supports all major digital music formats
• Wireless
• Rechargeable battery with sleek charging stand
What You Get:
• Logitech Squeezebox Duet Wi-Fi Internet Radio
• Hand-Held Remote
Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty




