Daily Steals

Out with the 16, in with the 32!
I was on my bike trying to get to work when I heard the news. We had a great deal on a 16GB iPad but something tragic happened: they were gone. Hordes of internet customers piled in and Master Thief was overwhelmed with computerized versions of iPad hungry people.

“Please! I don’t have enough for all of you, but there’s no reason to panic!” Master Thief said to the angry mob.

By the time I got to work, there was hardly anything left. The servers were practically on fire and Master Thief was lying down in a bundle of wires with his head spinning.

“Master Thief, what are we going to do?” I asked him. “We need to do something, but we’re all out of iPads!”

“Well …” he began, cracking a wry smile. “You’re right about one of those things.”

“One?”

“We do need to do something … but we aren’t out of iPads.”

“Does this mean what I think it means?”

“32GB iPads for everybody!!!!!!”

Product Features:
•    32GB flash capacity
•    802.11 a/b/g/n Wi-Fi
•    1 GHz processor
•    512MB RAM
•    Touchscreen
•    Access to App Store
•    Screen has Multi-Touch
•    Thin and light
•    Very portable
•    9.7” screen
•    LED backlit
•    IPS technology
•    1024 x 768 pixel resolution
•    132 pixels per inch
•    Bluetooth

What You Get:
Apple iPad 32GB Wi-Fi (1st Generation)
Dock Connector to USB Cable
10W USB Power Adapter

Factory Recertified in Retail Box
90 Day Warranty