Quick, the fantastic voyage is leaving!
Last week I was sitting around browsing some of my favorite webpages. Of course, Daily Steals is where I spent most of my time … boy I sure love that guy that writes the descriptions; I’ve never met him but I’m sure he’s unnervingly attractive. Anyway, sorry, I get distracted when I think about that guy that writes the descriptions and how I wish I could meet him and … OK, sorry, caught myself again.
Well, in the midst of surfing an electronic wave on the internet with my Dell Latitude D630 Laptop I was confronted with an amazing offer.
YOU’RE THE ONE MILLIONTH VISITOR! YOU GET TO GO ON THE FANTASTIC VOYAGE! JUST CLICK HERE!!!!!!!
Without even a moment’s hesitation, I clicked the button. Suddenly, my vision started to black out and I felt the sensation of my body entering a wormhole to another dimension. After a few seconds, I regained my sight and noticed that I was flying at the speed of sound through an extra-dimensional portal. I looked to my left and saw an Emperor penguin.
“Hey penguin, how did you get in here?” I shouted, trying to get my voice to carry over the noise from the wind.
“MAAAAAAAAAAA” it responded.
“Penguin, why don’t you speak English? I can’t understand anything you’re saying!”
“Sorry,” it replied. “Yeah I clicked this popup saying I was the millionth visitor to the site I was on.”
“Yeah me too … something seems fishy about all this …”
Before I could further investigate, the fantastic voyage was over and I was back on my couch. I was a little confused, very hungry and not sure where all my clothes had gone. Little did I know that an Emperor penguin that had logged onto someone’s laptop at the zoo had disappeared and suddenly reappeared wearing a Tim Couch football jersey.
Please note that all orders placed after 1:30 PM will ship out at the end of next week.
Product Features:
• 1.8GHz Intel Core2Duo processor
• 2GB RAM (expandable to 4GB)
• 80GB SATA HD
• 4 USB 2.0 ports
• FireWire port
• VGA output
• Wi-Fi
• Bluetooth
• CD-RW/DVD drive
• 14.1” widescreen display
• Windows Vista Business
What You Get:
Dell Latitude D630 Laptop
AC Adapter
Restore CD
Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty
