Daily Steals

It was a pleasant abyss, but it was still an abyss.
Sometime between 8:00AM and 9:00AM, while I was getting some milk out of the fridge to make pancakes, I was teleported to a dark and infinite abyss. It was one of those things that happen and you don’t really know what to do about it. I’d been stuck in an abyss before, but that was a green abyss … I wasn’t sure if there was any difference.

“Hello?” I called out. No one answered and there wasn’t even an echo; this place did not have any walls.

The entire time I felt a floating sensation as if I were in space or underwater. It was actually somewhat difficult to maintain my balance and I briefly succumbed to motion sickness. After I got a grip on my nausea, I saw a Cradlepoint Travel Router float by a few feet in front of me.

“Hey there Luke!” it said happily. “Are you going to eat some paaaaaaaaaaaancakes?”

And then, just like that, I was back in my kitchen. Everything was the same except the pancakes I was about to cook were already finished. It was the single weirdest thing to ever happen to me … even weirder than the green abyss I was trapped in once before.

Product Features:
•    150 Feet Of WiFi Range
•    Take Anywhere Size ( 2.9in x 4.8in )
•    Ethernet Port f or Failover/Failback
•    For 3G/4G USB or ExpressCard Modems
•    Compliant with IEEE 802.11 b/g Standards
•    Signal Strength Indicator
•    Tethers to select Smartphones or over 100 Modems for WiFi access anywhere you have coverage

What You Get:
Cradlepoint Travel Router CTR-500

New Hassle-Free Packaging
1 Year Warranty