Daily Steals

Alright, this is getting ridiculous.
Yes, I am sick and tired of all this crap I have to put up with. I let it go at first, telling myself it wasn't that big of a deal, but the reality and frustration of the situation is sinking in and getting me down much more than I ever could have imagined. There are literally no Choco Tacos near where I work.

Yeah, you heard me right: zero, zilch, nada. No hay el Choco Taco. Choco Taco wa arimasen, tabete dekimasen.

Maybe you're scoffing at this right now, but I'm being 100% serious. In fact, your making light of the situation is in turn making my situation even worse. This news is so bad that I hate my life and want to die … but only if there are Choco Tacos wherever my consciousness goes … or if there is an equal availability of Choco Tacos and an increased standard of living.

At first I thought it made sense given that my only real options to find a Choco Taco were the bodegas around the office, but I truly started to lose hope when the 7-Eleven didn't even have them. More searching did not lead to relief, nor did an incredibly difficult call to a bodega.

To try and rectify my predicament, I bought the Sony 8GB Bloggie Touch 1080p HD Video Camera. After using it for some time, I did like it, but it couldn't compare to a Choco Taco. There was no vanilla ice cream, no waffle cone taco shell, no artificially delicious fudge layers, no peanut and milk chocolate coating to make it look like lettuce and veggies are coming out … there was no comparison. All it did was take HD video, which you can’t eat. Well … rather you can eat it, but it certainly doesn’t taste like a Choco Taco.

I will attempt to live out my bleak and desolate Choco Taco-less life, but it will be hard. If there is anything you can do, I promise that proper compensation will be awarded. Please, I really want a Choco Taco.

Product Features:
3-inch Touchscreen LCD display panel with vertical/horizontal operation (288k pixels)
Shutter Speeds: 1/30 - 1/4000
Exmor CMOS Sensor (1/2.5 type, 7.22 mm)
Built-in 8 GB Flash memory
Pixel Gross: Approx. 13 MP
Aperture: F2.8
Digital Zoom: 4x
Focal Length (35 mm equivalent): Photo: 37 mm (16:9), 32 mm (4:3); Video: 37 mm (16:9)
Exposure Settings Menu
Auto White Balance Mode
Face Detection
SteadyShot image stabilization
Still Image Mode: JPEG
Still Image Max Effective Resolution: 12.8 MP
Video Format: MPEG4 AVC/H.264 (MP4)
Video Resolution: 1920 x 1080
Video Signal: NTSC/PAL out
Built-in Mono Microphone
Auto Focus System
Tripod mount compatible 
Rechargeable Lithium-ion Battery
1 HDMI port
1 USB 2.0 arm

What You Get:
Sony 8GB Bloggie Touch 1080p HD Video Camera MHS-TS20
User Manual
USB Extension Cable
Wrist Strap

Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty