Daily Steals

Oh no, my office is in shambles!
This is not good, this is really not good. I have a quarterly review to deliver in two days and I can't make sense of anything that is going on in this entire office. There's paper all over the floor, nothing is prepared, and the entire office is yelling at me.

“Why are we still using typewriters?”

“Where should I put these papers if we don't have any filing cabinets?”

“Do you have the charts from last week?”

“We're out of pencils and the sharpener is broken!”

Over and over and over they just keep yelling at me for one thing or another. Yes, I suppose our office equipment is a little outdated and our organizational method is non-existent, but this stuff is hard! I need a break, or a great idea! I slump down in my desk chair and bury my head in my hands, hoping that some kind of idea would just hit me, 'cause I could really really use that right now.

“What are you going to do about all this?” my assistant asks me, “you need something to whip this office into shape.”

“Amphetamines?”

“No, not like that. You need to bring this office into the 21st century.”

“But how?”

“Get some computers and get Microsoft Office: Mac 2011 Home & Business. It has all the tools we need to get all this organized and finished.”

“Really? That's great! I'll get on that right away! Can you get me some amphetamines while I'm doing that?”

“No, that's illegal.”

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What You Get:
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1 Year Warranty