Aha! I am invincible!
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap went Boris’ fingers over the keys of his keyboard. He was programming a new virus that would take everyone in the entire world’s credit card numbers and use them to purchase thousands of dollars-worth of Cap’n Crunch. As the entire world goes into incomprehensible debt, they would later see a gigantic shipment of sweetened corn breakfast cereal arrive at their home. Boris was fidgety with excitement as he finished the last line of code.
“Aha!” he proclaimed, standing up and raising his arms in the air. “I am invincible!”
No one quite understood why Boris used that as his catchphrase, he was most certainly not invincible, but he continued its usage nonetheless. This time, however, the door burst open and Remington Steele entered the room.
“Remington Steele! What are you doing here?” Boris asked.
“I’m here to foil your plan!” he responded.
Steele then whipped out a superior keyboard, the Logitech Wireless Keyboard K360, and coded a better virus that negated the one Boris had made. His invincibility, it seems, had run out.
Boris returned to his home defeated and depressed. Three days later he received a gigantic shipment of Count Chocula.
Product Features:
12 programmable hot keys
Space saving design is 20% smaller than standard keyboards
Comfort in the standard layout
Up to 3 years battery life
Plug and play – hassle-free setup
2.4GHz wireless
128-bit AES encryption
Logitech Unifying receiver doesn’t obstruct
What You Get:
Logitech Wireless Keyboard K360 (Choice of Dark Silver, Blades of Grass, Victorian Wallpaper)
Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty
Logitech Wireless Keyboard K360 with 12 Programmable Hot Keys and Space Saving Design (Choice of 3 Colors)
Your price:
$10




