Daily Steals

It was the coolest thing I ever saw.
A rug burn appeared on my leg from falling on the stairs while trying to keep up with my friend on the way to his room; he had something new he was excited to show me. My leg stung, but I instantly forgot about the pain when I laid eyes on his new acquisition: a Toshiba Satellite 17.3” Laptop. It was absolutely beautiful.

“This is the coolest thing ever,” I said.

“Cooler than the time the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants last weekend?”

“Cooler.”

“Cooler than the time the New England Patriots lost to the New York Jets in the postseason last year?”

“Cooler.”

“Cooler than the time the New England Patriots lost to the Baltimore Ravens in the Wild Card Game the year before that?”

“Cooler.”

“Cooler than the time the New England Patriots didn’t make it to the playoffs the year before that?”

“Cooler.”

“Cooler than the time the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl the year before that?”

“Cooler.”

“Cooler than the time the New England Patriots lost to the Indianapolis Colts in the Conference Finals the year before that?”

“Cooler.”

“Cooler than the time the New England Patriots lost to the Denver Broncos in the Divisional Playoffs the year before that?”

“Cooler.”

“Then what isn’t it cooler than?” he asked me, finally.

“Chocolate covered pretzels. And Bret Michaels.”

For the next hour we just looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

Product Features:
2.0GHz Intel Pentium B940 processor
4GB RAM (expandable to 8GB)
320GB SATA hard drive
SuperMulti DVD Burner
Ethernet port
Wi-Fi 802.11b/g/n
17.3” widescreen display
TFT LCD display
Built-in webcam and microphone
8-in-1 memory card reader
2 USB 2.0 ports
1 headphone output
1 microphone input
1 RGB port
6 cell lithium ion battery
Up to 4 hours battery life
Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit Edition

What You Get:
Toshiba Satellite 17.3” Laptop C675-S7200
Battery
Charger
Quick Start Guide

Manufacturer Recertified
90 Day Toshiba Warranty