Daily Steals

You'll be sorry, you'll ALL be sorry!
William is at the end of his rope. At this point, it feels as if life will never go back to the way it was before all those terrible accidents and leftover pizza. His apartment, once the epitome of cleanliness, is now littered with old pizza everywhere. William stands in the center of his room and chants, “PIZZA!” loudly and quickly, over and over.

He runs over to the corner of his living room, grabs a television and tosses it through his front window. The large box crashes through the glass, littering the ground below with broken shards that only momentarily precede the television itself crashing down on a parked Ferrari.

“Oh my God, my car!” a person yells from below, clearly in distress.

“THAT WAS ME!” William hollers down, half his body hanging out the broken window. “I'M SICK OF ALL THIS PIZZA!”

The man, understandably angered, studies the window to determine the apartment number and launches himself into the building, in which he also lives. A well placed shoulder check breaks the apartment door down and the man sees William scampering around the room at impossibly fast speeds, moving from one side of the room to the other, up the walls and all over the ceiling. He sees the man enter the room and immediately latches on to him with the strength of a vice grip.

Not expecting such a difficult and bizarre encounter, the man freaks out and tries to escape the apartment. He stumbles out into the hallway and collides with the wall while trying to shake William off his back. The two careen from wall to wall before tumbling down the stairs simultaneously.

Clearly in pain, lying on his back, the man opens his eyes and looks at the crowd of people who have gathered to watch. William is nowhere to be seen. He slowly rises to his feet and notices another person holding a Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB WiFi Tablet PC, recording video of the entire scene.

“What the hell are you doing?” he barks at the man.

“Dude, did you just see that? That is quite possibly the weirdest thing I've ever seen. This video is worth my weight in gold.”

The man takes a long look into his eyes, while still being recorded, before grabbing his XOOM and crushing it against the sidewalk.

Product Features:
Google Android OS 3
5MP camera
2MP webcam
Digital zoom
Dual LED flash
720p video playback and capture
Battery life
-Up to 10 hrs WiFi browsing
-Up to 3.3 days MP3 playback
-Up to 14 days standby
-Up to 10 hrs video playback
Email
Instant messaging
Bluetooth
Micro USB
HDMI out
USB 2.0
GPS
3.5mm headset jack
Adobe Flash
Google mobile services
5 fully customizable home screens
Touchscreen
10.1” screen
32GB HD
1GHz dual core processor

What You Get:
Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB WiFi Tablet PC

New Retail Packaging
1 Year Warranty