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In my past life, they called me Magic Fingers
No one had told me about my past life until very recently, but everything changed when I learned of my former existence. Apparently, in a life I lived before the one I am currently living, I was a world famous masseuse nicknamed Magic Fingers. The world has been looking for my reincarnated body for a long time so they could put me back to work as a masseuse. A lifelong friend of mine had to sit me down and watch as I drowned my tears with ten gallons of ice cream.

“I don’t want this kind of responsibility!” I shouted between sobs. “Can you get me some more ice cream?”

“Dude,” he said, taking a more serious tone. “I don’t have any more money.”

“Could you go to the bank and take some out? I really need this.”

“I already did that. Twice. Now I’m just completely out of money.”

“Can you just-” I began but I got cut off.

“No. I’m not doing anything else for you, Magic Fingers.”

The mere mention of the name sent me back into a wild frenzy of tears. My friend renewed his sympathy and managed to find me an Ultimate Physical Therapy Massager. He told me that it was the best massager around and that no one, not even the reincarnate of Magic Fingers could surpass its power. Once they saw it, he assured me, I wouldn’t ever have to massage anyone again.

“Thanks,” I said softly. “Can you get me some more ice cream?”

Product Features:
This recently launched portable, professional quality personal massager, is proving to be the most practical, affordable, gentle and deep tissue massager in the realm of personal care available.
This personal massager penetrates your targeted muscle groups through electronic muscle stimulation (similar to high priced physical trainers and physical therapists).
Features ten kinds of massages including: Sports Massage, Physical Therapy Support, Physical Training, Weight/Fat Loss, Muscle Toning, Improved Circulation, and Deep Tissue Massage.
Great for those in the hospitality and service industry, construction, medical care and many more!
8 massage modes options
Digital LCD control panel

What You Get:
Ultimate Physical Therapy Massager AS1018
4 Electrode Pads
Connecting Cable
User Manual

New Retail Packaging
1 Year Warranty