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I won? I WON!
Bertie was swimming when he found out that he won. In the midst of completing his 45th lap in the pool, a gigantic crowd of people poured into the area to applaud him. He wasn't sure what was going on at first so he kept swimming. There didn't seem to be any reason that anyone would be cheering for him, so he simply ignored them.

After a minute or two, the crowd started chanting, “BER-TIE, BER-TIE, BER-TIE” and he knew at that point that something was up. He got out of the pool and the roar of the audience got even louder. People all over were patting him on the back and saying things like, “I knew you could do it, Bertie!” and, “Awesome job, Bertie!” No one, however, explained what was happening.

The crowd led him to one person, dressed in a robe. He stood before Bertie, beaming as he approached. When they were close enough to each other, the entire gathering of people took a knee and fell silent.

“Bertie, my boy!” the man said enthusiastically, his voice echoing throughout the pool, “I've been waiting a long time for this day!”

After this, one member of the audience gave out a “Whoop, whoop!”

“Bertie, finally I can bestow this upon you. I trust that you will use it wisely.”

The man handed him the Sylvania 7-Inch Mini Tablet Express+ PC. It was in pristine condition and the extravagance of the item caught Bertie off guard.

“Holy sh-” Bertie muttered instinctively, but his voice was cut off by the booming announcement from the man.

“And now...we will go to Popeye's!”

This declaration was met with cheers and hollers as everyone yelled out, “Popeye's!” at various intervals. Everyone but Bertie left, presumably to go eat chicken. Bertie was confused, but he sure did have an awesome device on his hands now.

Product Features:
Google Android OS 2.1
7” touchscreen
WiFi
1GHz processor
High resolution screen
256MB RAM
2GB flash memory
2 miniUSB ports
MicroSD card slot (up to 16GB)
Play music and videos
Read eBooks
Earphone jack

What You Get:
Sylvania 7-Inch Mini Tablet Express+ PC SYTABEX7

Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty