Daily Steals

No! Everything was SO clean!
Roman was in good spirits because it was Thursday and that’s the day that his neighbor Denise comes over for dinner. As an agoraphobic, Roman didn’t get to meet many people; he was very happy to have someone as kind as Denise in his life. On one particular day they opted to have spaghetti and meatballs. Roman loved meatballs and spent years perfecting a recipe that renders many speechless.

“Roman, I’m speechless!” she said to him.

“No you aren’t,” he responded. “Otherwise you wouldn’t have been able to tell me you’re speechless.”

Denise thought about it for a second and realized that Roman was right. In the middle of her thought process, she dropped a little bit of parmesan cheese on the floor.

“NO!” Roman yelled before dropping to the floor and trying to pick up each individual piece of cheese.

“Roman, what are you doing?”

“It was so clean; I’ll never be able to pick all this up!”

“Roman, why don’t you just get the Shark V1911 2-Speed Cordless Vacuum Cleaner?”

He stood up. That was a good idea, he thought, but he didn’t want to seem like an idiot for not thinking of that.

“Don’t be stupid, Denise; the only reason I can’t right now is because I loaned it to my mother!”

Product Features:
•    Telescoping handle
•    2 speeds
•    Swivel steering
•    Bottom emptying dust cup
•    12” motorized brush roll
•    30 minute run time
•    AC adapter
•    Edging tool for hard to reach areas
•    Rechargeable battery
•    42” tall
•    Plastic and metal construction

What You Get:
•    Shark V1911 2-Speed Cordless Vacuum Cleaner

Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty