Daily Steals

Everything is better in HD!
I wasn’t sure why they bought me a pet armadillo, but they did. Now I have Hansen’s Disease, or HD for short. Since I’ve been all but shunned from my small town since the infliction, I watch a lot of television.
 
“I would like to buy a new television,” I said at an electronics store.
 
“Awesome! Do you have an HDTV? You should get the Haier HLC24XSL2 24-Inch Ultra Slim LED LCD HDTV DVD Combo! It’s the greatest TV ever!”
 
“They make televisions just for people with HD?”
 
“…people with HD?”
 
“Yeah, Hansen’s Disease!”
 
“Hansen’s Disease?”
 
“Leprosy.”
 
Product Features:
24-inch LED TV combo with built-in DVD player and ultra slim cabinet
Full HD 1080p; Static contrast ratio 600,000:1
1 HDMI, PC input, 1 component input
USB input for video, audio and digital pictures; Pause live TV with USB TimeShift
SRS TruSurround XT Sound; Sound leveler with distortion control; 2x3W output
 
What You Get:
Haier HLC24XSL2 24-Inch Ultra Slim LED LCD HDTV DVD Combo (Choice of Black or White)
 
New Retail Packaging
1 Year Warranty